1 00:00:01,840 --> 00:00:07,380 Now the world don't move to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for 2 00:00:07,380 --> 00:00:09,660 you may not be right for some. 3 00:00:10,200 --> 00:00:13,720 A man is born, he's a man of means. 4 00:00:13,960 --> 00:00:17,660 Then along come two, they got nothing but the genes. 5 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:23,420 But they got different strokes to take, different strokes to take, different 6 00:00:23,420 --> 00:00:25,100 strokes to move the world. 7 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:29,700 Everybody's got a special kind of story. 8 00:00:30,780 --> 00:00:33,040 Everybody finds a way to shine. 9 00:00:33,920 --> 00:00:40,600 We don't matter that you got not a lot. So what? You'll have yours and I'll have 10 00:00:40,600 --> 00:00:44,000 mine. And together we'll be fine. 11 00:00:44,220 --> 00:00:51,000 Different strokes to move the world. Different strokes to move the world. 12 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:16,720 during the night. 13 00:01:17,740 --> 00:01:20,320 But you ought to pack the cork in your mouth. 14 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:24,720 Hi, guys. Hey, am I interrupting anything? 15 00:01:25,020 --> 00:01:27,140 No, we're just sitting here resisting temptation. 16 00:01:27,980 --> 00:01:28,980 That's good. 17 00:01:29,100 --> 00:01:31,880 That means you deserve the present I got for you. A present? 18 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:33,200 Oh, boy! 19 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:37,540 Thanks, Mr. Drummond. This telescope is out of sight. 20 00:01:37,840 --> 00:01:39,780 I'm sure you boys will have lots of fun with it. 21 00:01:47,950 --> 00:01:51,570 From way up here, you can see all the stars and planets and all the other 22 00:01:51,570 --> 00:01:52,449 heavenly bodies. 23 00:01:52,450 --> 00:01:54,850 Yeah. There's one crossing the street right now. 24 00:01:55,730 --> 00:01:57,570 I don't know. Take a look at that girl. 25 00:01:57,990 --> 00:01:59,950 Ah, who cares about girls? 26 00:02:00,170 --> 00:02:01,910 I ain't even had a dog yet. 27 00:02:03,890 --> 00:02:06,970 Well, enjoy yourself, fellas. I'll be in my study helping Kimberly with her 28 00:02:06,970 --> 00:02:08,710 homework. Thanks, Mr. Daniels. You're welcome. 29 00:02:09,650 --> 00:02:12,090 You never looked at that long eye. Short eye. 30 00:02:25,070 --> 00:02:26,070 Let's jump one. 31 00:03:25,070 --> 00:03:27,530 in this while I'm cleaning his bowl. Oh, I see. 32 00:03:28,190 --> 00:03:29,710 You expect me to believe that? 33 00:03:29,970 --> 00:03:31,230 You got something against cleaning goldfish? 34 00:03:34,410 --> 00:03:35,930 Arnold, Arnold, Arnold. 35 00:03:36,430 --> 00:03:40,290 You may be a size 8, but when it comes to trouble, you're a 42 long. 36 00:05:16,140 --> 00:05:17,140 Yes, sir. 37 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:19,460 And the shower came in a plastic bag. 38 00:05:19,860 --> 00:05:20,860 Uh -oh. 39 00:05:24,080 --> 00:05:25,340 What is that supposed to mean? 40 00:05:25,940 --> 00:05:28,220 Nothing. Some people hiccup. 41 00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:30,020 I... Uh -oh. Uh -oh. 42 00:05:30,580 --> 00:05:31,860 It's a family curse. 43 00:05:36,260 --> 00:05:40,380 There have been several near misses in the past, and they all come from your 44 00:05:40,380 --> 00:05:41,380 balcony, Mr. Drummond. 45 00:05:42,520 --> 00:05:43,520 I'm sure they did. 46 00:05:48,080 --> 00:05:51,380 that this happened to you, Henry, and I can see to it that it doesn't happen 47 00:05:51,380 --> 00:05:52,420 again. Here. 48 00:05:53,180 --> 00:05:54,520 Will this cover the damage? 49 00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:57,040 Oh, sure it will. 50 00:05:57,320 --> 00:05:59,280 Usually I get hit by pigeons, and I don't tip. 51 00:06:17,840 --> 00:06:19,340 of you reading the Wall Street Journal. 52 00:06:19,600 --> 00:06:20,600 Oh, yeah. 53 00:06:20,940 --> 00:06:22,740 Life ain't just comic strips, you know. 54 00:06:29,220 --> 00:06:31,020 Tell me, what do you think of today's market? 55 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,080 I think the price of tomatoes is too high. 56 00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:41,560 Arnold, one day you may be an inscrutable financial genius, but right 57 00:06:41,560 --> 00:06:42,760 are completely scrutable. 58 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:48,530 Did you notice that? anything unusual about henry the maintenance man yeah it 59 00:06:48,530 --> 00:06:55,510 was wet i guess the man sweats a lot yeah and this time he certainly 60 00:06:55,510 --> 00:07:02,050 had a lot of help did you do it do what you know what henry was hit from above 61 00:07:02,050 --> 00:07:03,330 with a bag full of water 62 00:07:15,280 --> 00:07:17,620 I doubt it, since it's well known that there's a mad water bomber in this 63 00:07:17,620 --> 00:07:19,280 building. In fact, right in this apartment. 64 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:23,280 Well, you shouldn't go accusing Willis of nothing you can't prove. 65 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:27,619 You're right. 66 00:07:27,620 --> 00:07:28,620 You're right. 67 00:07:29,980 --> 00:07:32,240 By the way, did you know it was the maintenance man you hit? 68 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:39,420 Oh, yeah. That wasn't just a lucky... I see you've caught Mrs. 69 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:40,600 Garrett's family curse. 70 00:07:41,540 --> 00:07:44,840 I better do something about my mouth. It's open 24 hours... 71 00:07:48,910 --> 00:07:50,590 bombs three times. Only twice. 72 00:07:50,870 --> 00:07:52,250 I got one more coming. 73 00:07:54,250 --> 00:07:55,250 Listen, Arnold. 74 00:07:58,210 --> 00:08:00,010 Now, what you did was very dangerous. 75 00:08:00,570 --> 00:08:05,090 You could hurt somebody very seriously by dropping things from above like that. 76 00:08:05,550 --> 00:08:07,190 I didn't mean to hurt anybody. 77 00:08:07,550 --> 00:08:08,750 I was just having fun. 78 00:08:12,290 --> 00:08:14,770 We shouldn't have fun at somebody else's expense. 79 00:08:15,710 --> 00:08:17,950 Now, I'm sorry, but this time you're going to be punished. 80 00:08:24,040 --> 00:08:25,400 I can't remember that far back. 81 00:08:27,140 --> 00:08:29,000 Besides, we weren't talking about me. 82 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:32,140 Well, let's make it even and don't talk about me either. 83 00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:38,740 I'm sure that everybody else in this family would agree with me that you 84 00:08:38,740 --> 00:08:39,740 be punished. 85 00:08:39,900 --> 00:08:40,900 I'll show you. 86 00:08:41,240 --> 00:08:42,240 Kimberly! 87 00:08:42,580 --> 00:08:44,360 Mrs. Garrett, would you come in here, please? 88 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:49,600 Will this take long, Mr. Drummond? I got a problem with the turkey. 89 00:08:50,360 --> 00:08:51,360 What's the problem? 90 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:54,480 To get it to sit in the oven three hours with its legs crossed. 91 00:08:57,980 --> 00:08:59,120 It isn't that funny. 92 00:09:01,980 --> 00:09:04,640 Just a joke to lighten up the mood in here. 93 00:09:05,680 --> 00:09:07,140 How did you know it needed lightening? 94 00:09:07,520 --> 00:09:08,520 Uh -oh. 95 00:09:09,860 --> 00:09:11,540 Sorry, Daddy. I was on the phone. 96 00:09:11,980 --> 00:09:12,939 What's up? 97 00:09:12,940 --> 00:09:16,240 Well, Arnold dropped a water bomb on the maintenance man. Now, I warned him 98 00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:18,760 about it before, and I promised him he'd be punished if he did it again. 99 00:09:18,980 --> 00:09:20,820 He doesn't have to keep his promise to me. 100 00:09:22,940 --> 00:09:24,940 Am I being an unreasonable father? 101 00:09:25,260 --> 00:09:29,040 No, no, I agree with you, Mr. Drummond. So do I, Daddy. 102 00:09:29,260 --> 00:09:32,780 How about no desserts for a couple of nights? 103 00:09:33,060 --> 00:09:34,019 No desserts? 104 00:09:34,020 --> 00:09:36,420 I just sprinkle them in and drown him. 105 00:09:42,640 --> 00:09:47,480 Why not send him to bed without his dinner tonight? No, not good. 106 00:09:47,900 --> 00:09:50,500 I'm such a pushover, I'd sneak a poo to him. 107 00:09:51,520 --> 00:09:52,600 I've got an idea. 108 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:54,000 I'll bet you have. 109 00:09:54,280 --> 00:09:56,600 What? How about sending me to a horror movie? 110 00:09:56,860 --> 00:09:58,360 I just hate it when I'm scared. 111 00:10:02,280 --> 00:10:04,820 Arnold, I'm afraid there's just one solution. 112 00:10:05,700 --> 00:10:06,960 This calls for a spanking. 113 00:10:18,730 --> 00:10:20,690 This has been very popular right up until this year. 114 00:10:22,510 --> 00:10:27,690 If you really want to torture poor little Arnold, why don't you just put 115 00:10:27,690 --> 00:10:28,970 a rack and dredge him? 116 00:10:31,270 --> 00:10:35,870 Yes, and when you're through, you'll have a long, thin basketball player. 117 00:10:37,390 --> 00:10:38,390 Oh, thanks. 118 00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:40,250 I'd rather try Mother Nature's way. 119 00:10:41,030 --> 00:10:42,030 All right, Arnold. 120 00:10:42,970 --> 00:10:45,530 You go up to your room, and I'll deal with you directly. 121 00:10:45,830 --> 00:10:46,830 Yes. 122 00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:48,700 to sit on my directives. 123 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:51,440 Finally. 124 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:54,140 Look, I don't like this either. 125 00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:56,660 I don't like the idea of spanking you. 126 00:10:57,460 --> 00:10:59,140 That ain't one of your best ideas. 127 00:11:00,500 --> 00:11:03,280 I'm sorry, but that's the one we're going to go with. Upstairs for your 128 00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:04,280 spanking. 129 00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:15,160 Will you please stop looking at me as if I'm Attila the Hun? 130 00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:17,240 I didn't say a word. 131 00:11:17,780 --> 00:11:20,240 But I congratulate you on reading lips. 132 00:11:26,040 --> 00:11:29,760 Daddy, please don't spank him. He can break his tender little bones. 133 00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:33,580 Don't worry. Where I'm going to spank him, he doesn't have any bones. 134 00:11:58,510 --> 00:11:59,510 He's not in there. 135 00:11:59,770 --> 00:12:00,770 He's not? 136 00:12:01,670 --> 00:12:03,350 Arnold, where are you hiding? 137 00:12:07,070 --> 00:12:08,810 Come out and take your punishment like a man. 138 00:12:10,790 --> 00:12:12,010 Are you standing under the bed? 139 00:12:29,260 --> 00:12:30,260 Good little bird. 140 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:32,560 You can uncross your legs now. 141 00:12:36,780 --> 00:12:38,320 Hi. Hi. 142 00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:41,820 Anything going on that an innocent brother should know about? 143 00:12:42,180 --> 00:12:45,740 Oh, Arnold the Mad Bomber has struck again. 144 00:12:46,260 --> 00:12:49,360 He dropped a bag of water on Henry the Maintenance Man. 145 00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:50,760 Uh -oh. 146 00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:52,660 There's a lot of... 147 00:13:00,810 --> 00:13:04,770 It says, Willis, please cover my goldfish at night. He can't sleep with 148 00:13:04,770 --> 00:13:05,770 lights on. 149 00:13:06,430 --> 00:13:08,110 I'm running away. I'll miss you all. 150 00:13:08,790 --> 00:13:09,790 Even Mr. Drummond. 151 00:13:10,610 --> 00:13:11,610 Arnold. 152 00:13:30,700 --> 00:13:31,700 Now, listen, kids. 153 00:13:32,540 --> 00:13:33,740 He couldn't have gone very far. 154 00:13:33,940 --> 00:13:36,360 We've called the police. We're checking the neighborhood for him. 155 00:13:36,620 --> 00:13:37,620 We'll find him. 156 00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:38,880 I hope so. 157 00:13:39,740 --> 00:13:41,100 I'll bet that's him right now. 158 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:44,240 Any news, Henry? 159 00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:46,480 Oh, sorry, Mr. Drummond. There's not a trace of Arnold anywhere in the 160 00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:48,500 neighborhood. Are you sure you looked everywhere? 161 00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:49,719 Yes, sir. 162 00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:52,140 All right, well, thanks very much for your help, Henry. I'll keep looking. 163 00:13:53,140 --> 00:13:56,840 Poor Arnold. He must be lost in the crowd. There's eight million people in 164 00:13:56,840 --> 00:14:00,160 York. He's so small, he can get locked in a crowd of three. 165 00:14:02,100 --> 00:14:03,740 Oh, don't look, Mr. Drummond. 166 00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:05,260 Nobody has seen Arnold. 167 00:14:05,500 --> 00:14:08,660 He's not in the building. He's not in the streets. He's not in the park. 168 00:14:08,900 --> 00:14:10,200 He's not in the movie theater. 169 00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:12,740 He just disappears. 170 00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:17,040 Everywhere I went, I waved this bag of cookies. 171 00:14:22,060 --> 00:14:23,640 Mr., uh, Drummond? Yes. 172 00:14:24,100 --> 00:14:25,480 I found your son. 173 00:14:31,310 --> 00:14:33,170 Have you got the wrong kid? 174 00:14:34,670 --> 00:14:35,990 I'm afraid you have, officer. 175 00:14:36,210 --> 00:14:38,150 I told you I wasn't lost. 176 00:14:38,930 --> 00:14:41,990 I guess I forgot to mention that Arnold is a black child. 177 00:14:42,250 --> 00:14:44,290 It just never occurred to me. I only think of him as my son. 178 00:14:44,870 --> 00:14:46,850 Well, uh, we'll keep looking, Mr. Drummond. 179 00:14:48,070 --> 00:14:49,070 Come on, kid. 180 00:15:02,190 --> 00:15:05,570 Mrs. Garrett, could you get me a glass of water and two aspirins? Oh, Mr. 181 00:15:05,750 --> 00:15:07,170 Drummond, you had no dinner. 182 00:15:07,610 --> 00:15:09,410 All right, make it three aspirins. 183 00:16:32,810 --> 00:16:37,890 Well, I'm sorry, Arnold. I just can't, can't let Mr. Drummond worry. 184 00:16:38,110 --> 00:16:41,930 I've got to tell him. Could you wait a while? Like, till I'm 21? 185 00:16:43,450 --> 00:16:45,210 Now, look, Arnold. This is good. 186 00:16:45,590 --> 00:16:47,190 Oh, yes, Mr. Drummond! 187 00:16:47,630 --> 00:16:51,250 But please don't tell him. Please! Please! At 188 00:16:51,250 --> 00:16:56,930 last, please, got to me. 189 00:16:58,450 --> 00:17:05,420 Oh, all right. I'll give you 30 seconds to... Give yourself up, all right? If 190 00:17:05,420 --> 00:17:09,920 I don't, will you snitch on me? It's not snitching, Arnold, if Mr. Drummond 191 00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:12,380 discovers you all on his own. Mrs. Garrett! 192 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:14,819 Coming, Mr. 193 00:17:15,020 --> 00:17:16,020 Drummond. 194 00:17:16,460 --> 00:17:20,240 Don't we have any aspirin? Oh, yes, sir, yes, sir. I've got it right here. Thank 195 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:21,240 you. 196 00:17:21,660 --> 00:17:22,660 What is it? 197 00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:26,980 Is there a law against taking an aspirin in the kitchen? I just thought you'd 198 00:17:26,980 --> 00:17:30,320 like to sit down for 30 seconds while they take a peck. 199 00:17:33,350 --> 00:17:34,350 What was that noise? 200 00:17:34,610 --> 00:17:35,269 What noise? 201 00:17:35,270 --> 00:17:36,269 I didn't hear anything. 202 00:17:36,270 --> 00:17:37,209 Me either. 203 00:17:37,210 --> 00:17:38,210 Oh! 204 00:17:38,790 --> 00:17:40,010 There it is again. 205 00:17:40,450 --> 00:17:42,450 Louder. Oh, Mr. 206 00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:46,150 Drummond, there's something going on in the kitchen. 207 00:17:49,410 --> 00:17:55,830 Mr. Drummond, I wonder where that sound is 208 00:17:55,830 --> 00:17:56,950 coming from. 209 00:17:57,290 --> 00:17:58,810 I don't hear anything. What sound? 210 00:18:15,860 --> 00:18:18,820 Isn't there anything hiding behind that big bag of garbage? 211 00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:20,600 Like what? Like Arnold. 212 00:19:38,250 --> 00:19:39,710 Did your father have any luck? 213 00:19:39,930 --> 00:19:40,930 He sure did. 214 00:19:41,030 --> 00:19:42,210 Look what I found. 215 00:19:44,010 --> 00:19:45,130 Oh, man, 216 00:19:47,970 --> 00:19:49,870 I'm so happy to see you, P. Bray. 217 00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:52,330 He was in the hot tub playing submarine. 218 00:19:53,130 --> 00:19:55,290 This little devil never left the apartment. 219 00:19:55,790 --> 00:20:00,290 Well, it's nice to be back among my loved ones. We're going to have a party. 220 00:20:01,110 --> 00:20:03,210 First things first. 221 00:20:04,150 --> 00:20:06,690 You still have a spanking coming because of the water bomb. 222 00:20:06,990 --> 00:20:09,100 You sure do know. ought to spoil a party. 223 00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:10,640 Come on, Arnold. 224 00:20:11,220 --> 00:20:12,820 Don't spank me, please. 225 00:20:13,260 --> 00:20:14,720 I may grow up to be mean. 226 00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:17,939 Come here. 227 00:20:17,940 --> 00:20:19,160 Hold it, Mr. Drummond. 228 00:20:19,420 --> 00:20:24,240 You know, I agree he deserves spanking, but you ain't the one to give it to him. 229 00:20:25,060 --> 00:20:26,060 Oh? 230 00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:27,320 What do you mean, Willis? 231 00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:31,920 The only one that ever spanked us was Mama and Papa, and they're dead. 232 00:20:32,780 --> 00:20:36,980 If anybody's got to spank Arnold, it's got to be family, and that's me. 233 00:20:38,149 --> 00:20:40,350 Right on. You spank me, Willis. 234 00:20:45,170 --> 00:20:48,450 Well, we're one family, and I happen to be the head of it. 235 00:20:48,790 --> 00:20:50,250 But you're not blood family. 236 00:20:50,490 --> 00:20:51,490 I am. 237 00:20:51,610 --> 00:20:55,930 I'm sorry that you feel that way, but if that's the way you want it, all right. 238 00:20:57,190 --> 00:20:58,870 You spank Arnold properly. 239 00:20:59,370 --> 00:21:01,170 Oh, he want me good. 240 00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:14,760 father gave instructions to the hitman. 241 00:22:22,100 --> 00:22:24,420 Willis, you're crying. 242 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:27,340 Don't tell me the little one beat up the big one. 243 00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:30,240 What is it, Willis? 244 00:22:30,460 --> 00:22:32,120 I don't like spanking my little brother. 245 00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:33,920 Then I think you did it so good. 246 00:22:39,140 --> 00:22:42,620 I tried to tell you, Willis, that discipline is a response. responsibility 247 00:22:42,620 --> 00:22:43,780 goes with being head of the family. 248 00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:48,560 Now, we're all one family, and I'm the head of it. I'm sure glad you're the 249 00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:51,100 of it, because kids shouldn't spank kids. 250 00:22:51,580 --> 00:22:53,480 Especially when one of them kids is me. 251 00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:58,800 Next time, Mr. Drummond, you spank Arnold. 252 00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:00,700 There ain't gonna be no next time. 253 00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:05,080 That's right, Arnold. You are never going to put a water bomb on anybody 254 00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:06,760 again. Never. I promise. 255 00:23:07,060 --> 00:23:08,280 I'm sure you've learned your lesson. 256 00:23:08,500 --> 00:23:10,780 Yeah, I learned another lesson, too. Good. What's that? 257 00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:12,380 The next time... I do anything. 258 00:23:51,100 --> 00:23:56,180 We'll be right back. 259 00:23:58,740 --> 00:24:00,780 We'll be right back.